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Things about Into The Spider-Verse no one appreciates (SPOILERS. I WARNED YOU. GO WATCH THE MOVIE.)
- Hypnotize by Biggie
- The Emo dance from Spider-Man 3
- All the origin stories. All of them.
- Nicholas Cage is Spider Noir. He drinks egg-creams and Punches Nazis.
- John Mulaney is Spider Ham
- MILES ESTA HABLANDO EN EPANGLISH Y LO AMO
- Him responding to Scorpion en español
- “What Universe Are You From?” “Brooklyn.”
- Someone who can’t see color gets a Rubik’s cube.
- The so-so popsicle
- Miles has a Chance The Rapper poster with a 4 on the hat.
- A scientist gets hit in the face with a bagel and rather than “Boink” or “Bop” it just says “Bagel”
- It accurately depicts a kid having sensory overload
- It accurately depicts a Black-Latino kid from Brooklyn loosing a family member to gun violence
- It’s sooo Brooklyn
- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
- WOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Can we just take a minute here because…Steph Curry is a golfer in this universe you guys
- Miles singing with his headphones
- Miles not knowing all the words while he’s singing with his headphones
- “My friends call me Liv. My enemies call me Doc Ock.”
- AUNT MAY CALLS HER LIV
- ALSO AUNT MAY
- SHE HITS SOMEONE WITH A BAT
- Ham, Peni, and Noir are just chillin on a goddamn spiderweb
- Just the whole soundtrack
- Fisk and that damn click pen
- Uncle Aaron
- Uncle Aaron watching the episode of Community where Troy is in Spidey Pajamas.
- The layers there I just can’t even….
- Stan. Just Stan. Both the cameo and quote. I cried. You did too.
- “Look, he’s gonna say ‘you have 24 hours’” “You have 24 hours.”
- SP//dr just being under the fucking restaurant table
- SP//dr’s screen face showing the Japanese characters for “I love you” before it dies.
- SP//dr
- Miles’ fresh ass kicks.
- Spider Noir going home and the vortex being black and white
- “What’s ComicCon?”
- Blond Peter just immediately promising to teach Miles.
- Blond Peter played by Love of My Life Chris Pine
- Blond Peter played by Love of My Life Chris Pine singing Spidey Bells.
- The animation is just. It’s just. I can’t.
- How the Prowler moves!
- WE HAVE A WAKANDAN EMBASSY MY GOD.
- Miles’ Universe has a Clone High Movie and I am jealous
- Gwanda
- The fact she knew it was an ethnically African Name and that she was white so she decided to say South Africa
- The animation on her hair.
- The animation on Miles’ eyes.
- “Technically Time is relative.”
- Miguel. 2099. Played by Oscar Isaac. Nueva York. That entire scene.
- You can’t tell me it doesn’t look like a comic.
- The Shot of Miles Taking a Leap of Faith is GODLY
- The graffiti. Black Sheep. The music. The color
- I love it. It was just so good.
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